This couldn't happen to just anyone.
1. You look at your abandoned cart stats every day and cry.
2. You don't even get mad when your Facebook ad campaigns don't work.
3. ...but secretly you feel like this.
4. You're always on the lookout for ways to make your store better than everyone else's.
5. You actually know what a tracking pixel is.
6. You never spin the prize wheel on a store cause you know nobody can ever win.
7. Black Friday is basically a holy day.